Fred Allen Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Fred Allen quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased comedian born on May 31, 1894). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 50 we have for him.
“A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”
“An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.”
“A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.”
“A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.”
“A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.”
“An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.”
“I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.”
“Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.”
“I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.”
“I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.”
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