Graham Norton Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky.”

“I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.”

“Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.”

“I loved Lucille Ball growing up.”

“Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!”

“I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.”

“I think the word is adult!”

“I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.”

“If you'd told the young Graham Norton that I'd one day have this amount of money, I'd have assumed it would have come from a lottery win.”

“Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.”