Hal Sparks Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“Vegas has the Whitman's Sampler of audiences. They come from all different places, so you have to do some crowd psychology. You have to find the heartbeat of the room. It doesn't shift my jokes, but it shifts my timing and my attention.”

“If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.”

“I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.”

“If I have anything, it's tenacity.”

“Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.”

“Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show.”

“Political and social change is always a stagger-step process.”

“Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.”

“I'm as heterosexual as any person need be. I'm open about my relationships - or lack thereof - in my own life, because I want to make the case that gay isn't contagious. It's not something that you can catch or learn or choose.”

“If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be laughs and the secondary goal is always going to be saying something without it being a lecture. I think it's important to have substance for what you're saying.”