Jason Schwartzman Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real thing.”

“But actually, I'm planning on moving to New York this year and I can tell you one reason why I think New York is incredible: I think things happen to you that you don't expect have happen to you.”

“I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record.”

“I didn't have an agent, I didn't have a headshot. I didn't even know if anyone would know where to find me. I just went back to highschool and started playing with my band.”

“I love the idea of playing a character that didn't over think everything. He knows what's in front of him and he has an ability to just say whatever he felt.”

“I'm a creature of habit. I go to restaurants all the time and stuff.”

“I believe in not over thinking things too much. When the right thing comes along, you really don't have a choice.”

“In a city where you walk around, it's impossible to plan your day and your life as accidents will happen, you'll overhear things, bump into people, and take unexpected turns.”

“Whereas Jeremy is just the opposite: always moving because he's never really thinking of anything and the kind of guy you'd worry inviting to a dinner party because he says what he thinks. He can be insulting at times but doesn't mean to be.”

“At this point, I think I would garner a lot of hate mail if I was now on the cover of Modern Drummer seeing as I'm not a modern drummer anymore.”