Jen Kirkman Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I do not want to raise a child.”

“The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians.”

“We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.'”

“As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public debate - I've been told over and over again that I will 'change my mind' about not wanting kids.”

“I love being on the road, but to make a living as a road comic, you have to be on it most weeks out of the year. That's just too much for me. But I would love to be such a successful road comic that I don't have to go on it every week.”

“I want to travel the world and enjoy things, so if you gave me $50 million and said, 'You can never perform again,' I probably would take it and be fine with it.”

“Sometimes I feel like if two parents were given $100, and a child-free person was given $100, everyone would assume that the parents would invest their money wisely because they're smart. And people like me would just go buy candy.”

“There are a lot of things I might be good at, such as competitive figure skating, window washing from ten stories up, and being an open heart surgeon. I might also make an excellent Kamikaze pilot - except for the fact that I don't want to learn how to fly and have no interest in taking my own life on behalf of Japan.”