Jen Kirkman Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Jen Kirkman quotes and sayings page 2 (50 year old comedian). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 38 we have for her.
“I have memories of my grandfather Kirkman making mashed potatoes that were so good because they tasted like a bowl of butter. I love my mom's brownies. My favorite thing about both of those recipes is that someone else made them for me.”
“Having a child is a lifetime commitment, the biggest one you can possibly make.”
“At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.”
“Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker, never to take a romantic stroll on the beach or attend a Morrissey concert ever again. They're just using birth control.”
“I think some parents think, 'Oh, having kids is so beautiful; I want others to feel the joy I do.'”
“A lot of relationships have ended for me in my 20s, because I knew that eventually those people would wanna settle down and have kids.”
“Asking questions about why I don't want kids is really none of your business, but at least it's a dialogue.”
“By the time I started doing stand-up, the club scene had died.”
“Don't overpack your carry-on. You're never going to read that second book or that fourth magazine.”
“Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time.”
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