Jenny Eclair Quotes & Sayings
53 most famous Jenny Eclair quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for her. She's a 64 year old British comedian born on Mar 16, 1960.
“I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.”
“I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.”
“My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!”
“There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo.”
“I am best viewed from a distance... and at night.”
“A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.”
“Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.”
“I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.”
“I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.”
“I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.”
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