Jenny Eclair Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

Jenny Eclair quotes and sayings page 5 (64 year old comedian). Here's quote # 41 through 50 out of the 53 we have for her.

“I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.”

“I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.”

“I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.”

“I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.”

“I've never been prudish.”

“Moderation is never something I've been good at.”

“The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.”

“Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.”

“I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.”

“If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can't be a pebbly beach, there has to be some shade and there has to be a beach bar. I don't want to go off the beaten track.”