Jenny Eclair Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Jenny Eclair quotes and sayings page 3 (64 year old comedian). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 53 we have for her.
“I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.”
“I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.”
“I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face.”
“After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga.”
“The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised.”
“I can't tan naturally.”
“Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.”
“For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.”
“I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.”
“I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.”
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