Jenny Eclair Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.”

“I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because I'm freelance, and I've never had a proper job. I don't have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me.”

“Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.”

“What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organise everything for me. I don't want to do things on the Internet.”

“I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise.”

“I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.”

“Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.”

“As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.”

“I am best viewed from a distance.”

“I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.”