John Oliver Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.”

“There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers.”

“When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.”

“You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.”

“We in Britain stopped evolving gastronomically with the advent of the pie. Everything beyond that seemed like a brave, frightening new world. We knew the French were up to something across the Channel, but we didn't want anything to do with it.”

“Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.”

“I can't relax. I find vacations problematic.”

“I really love stand-up. I'm more than happy to do it for nothing. I've come to America to do it for nothing. It's the American Dream: Work for free.”

“I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.”

“Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest.”