Johnny Carson Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

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Johnny Carson quotes and sayings page 3 (deceased comedian born on Oct 23, 1925). These are the last 3 out of 23 quotes we have for him.

Johnny Carson Quotes
“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.”
Johnny Carson Quotes
“We're more effective than birth control pills.”
Johnny Carson Quotes
“I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.”

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