Johnny Carson Quotes & Sayings
23 most famous Johnny Carson quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American comedian who passed away on 23 January, 2005.
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
“Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.”
“Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.”
“If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.”
“Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.”
“Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'”
“Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.”
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
“I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.”
“If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”
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