Johnny Carson Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Johnny Carson quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased comedian born on Oct 23, 1925). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 23 we have for him.
“Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.”
“Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.”
“If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”
“People will pay more to be entertained than educated.”
“For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.”
“The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.”
“My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.”
“If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.”
“New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.”
“When turkeys mate they think of swans.”
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