Jon Stewart Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.”

“I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.”

“I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.”

“I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.”

“President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader.”

“I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.”