Jon Stewart Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Jon Stewart quotes and sayings page 3 (62 year old entertainer). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 36 we have for him.
“Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.”
“The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.”
“McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.”
“I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'”
“I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.”
“More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.”
“I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.”
“If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.”
“If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.”
“There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!”
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