Joy Behar Quotes & Sayings

“I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?”

“Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she's not a beautiful woman and she's getting older. But you're saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what she's talking about.”

“It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.”

“I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.”

“I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.”

“You reach a point when you say to yourself, 'Do I want to keep doing this?' There are other things on my plate I want to do - I've been writing a play; I've been neglecting my standup.”

“I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people.”

“I don't profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that's my position.”

“I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her.”

“I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.”