Joy Behar Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I want a man in my life, not in my house.”

“Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.'”

“I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.”

“I'm interested in so many different things and I'd like to cover a lot of territory. I'm trying to see my show as the Sunday 'Times.' You have the Arts & Leisure section, you have the Op-Ed page, you have the Book Review... even the Style section has those wonderful essays about relationships.”

“Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.”

“Elisabeth Hasselbeck could run for vice president.”

“I don't want to do just a liberal show.”

“I think it's interesting to me to talk to people who don't agree with me all the time.”

“I think looks do matter on television.”

“I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe.”