Karl Pilkington Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

“Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?”

“I've done some luxury flying, which is brilliant. It has only happened once or twice, but it was nice because flying is the worst part of the holiday. But then again, if the plane crashes, you're still dead. For that much money I'd want a little capsule that whizzed me off to safety if it was going to crash.”

“All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.”

“I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.”

“People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document, and people believe this.”

“I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.”

“With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads?”

“You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.”

“Chinese people age overnight.”

“If you're doing the same job every day, there's room for error.”