Karl Pilkington Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?”

“Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.”

“I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.”

“I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.”

“I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.”

“I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.”

“I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.”

“I think it's mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin' it into bottles when years ago it used to roll down and go into the lakes?”

“And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.”

“People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.”