Karl Pilkington Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)
Karl Pilkington quotes and sayings page 4 (52 year old actor). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 81 we have for him.
“People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door.”
“It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.”
“When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.”
“That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.”
“But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.”
“People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!”
“I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?”
“I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.”
“It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.”
“I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.”
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