Karl Pilkington Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.”

“Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.”

“A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.”

“They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?”

“It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.”

“I've got loads of nieces and nephews.”

“You can only live to be so old, then you gotta let go.”

“Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard.”

“I think it's a problem when something's a dream because it'll never live up to your expectations. It's better to go somewhere thinking it'll be horrible, and then be pleasantly surprised.”

“I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.”