Kevin Nealon Quotes & Sayings
43 most famous Kevin Nealon quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 71 year old American comedian born on Nov 18, 1953.
“Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.”
“I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.”
“Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.”
“I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.”
“A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.”
“If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.”
“A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'”
“I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game.”
“Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.”
“A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.”
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