Kevin Nealon Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Kevin Nealon quotes and sayings page 2 (71 year old comedian). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 43 we have for him.
“I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.”
“Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.”
“If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.”
“What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.”
“I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.”
“I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description anywhere.”
“I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.”
“When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood.”
“Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.”
“Standup really is a young man's game, a single young man's game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn't single, it was hard to be on the road because you go through relationships because your girlfriend kinda got tired of you being gone.”
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