Kevin Nealon Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.”

“Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.”

“If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.”

“What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.”

“I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.”

“I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description anywhere.”

“I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.”

“When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood.”

“Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.”

“Standup really is a young man's game, a single young man's game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn't single, it was hard to be on the road because you go through relationships because your girlfriend kinda got tired of you being gone.”