Lenny Bruce Quotes & Sayings
18 most famous Lenny Bruce quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American comedian who passed away on 3 August, 1966.
“The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.”
“There are never enough I Love You's.”
“A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.”
“If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.”
“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.”
“In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.”
“When you're eight years old nothing is your business.”
“Communism is like one big phone company.”
“The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.”
“The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.”
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