“I know when I grew up, it was, if it was daylight outside, get outside. Well, now, with the technological age of computers and everything, everyone's inside virtually going everywhere they want to go, virtually having relationships, virtually traveling across the neighborhood, virtually going to that island.”
“I will say this: one of the things that is a pain when you're expecting children is how much advice unsolicited people give you when you're not asking for it.”
“I always wanted to be a father and thought it would be great, but it just took the right woman and the right time to make it all happen.”
“The male is always the pawn in a romantic comedy. Come together, break up, go chase her, get her, roll credits. That's what happens in all of them.”
“I've never been a jealous person, and I've never felt built up by someone else's failure - that's a cheap thrill.”
“We have a big appetite for putting people down but, at the heart of everyone, there's enough room for all of us to succeed.”
“If you want your hair to be thicker, cut it when the moon is about to be full - a heavy, full, waxing moon. Do not cut it when the moon's waning.”
“I'm a football fan, a sports fan, a fan of competition.”
“What the heck is true love? I remember feeling, back when I was 12 and 'going' with this girl, 'Is this true love?'”
“My wife and I don't compete. We know each other's preferences, and we work to provide those for each other. One will take over when the other is faced with something he or she dislikes. That's what friends do.”