Norm MacDonald Quotes & Sayings
54 most famous Norm MacDonald quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 61 year old Canadian actor born on Oct 17, 1963.
“In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That's what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn't have a stupid opinion about it.”
“When I was young, I'd watch guys on 'The Tonight Show', Buddy Hackett, guys like that, where all they'd be is funny. Later, I remember, on 'Late Night with Letterman', I remember he'd have Jay Leno and Richard Lewis as first guests and the entire point was to entertain and be funny, and I think talk shows have kind of lost that.”
“My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!”
“When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.”
“Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.”
“You can't love your team without hating another team.”
“I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking; I'm terrible at acting; I'm terrible at dealing with executives; I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.”
“All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.”
“I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.”
“I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics.”
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