Penn Jillette Quotes & Sayings (Page 10)

“The only place we were really told to tone it down - where other people would use the word censorship, but I wouldn't - was when we did MTV right after the Beavis and Butt-head thing.”

“A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, 'I don't want to be too old to play baseball with my son.' They worry that their kids will be embarrassed by their parents' age.”

“Someone who is a good person should have no fear of the government whatsoever.”

“If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.”

“The fact is that violence gives you a rush.”

“When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda.”

“I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules.”

“The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.”

“A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'”

“Mentally ill people come from all belief systems.”