Penn Jillette Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'”

“I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.”

“'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love.”

“I believe the fast track to atheism is reading the Bible. I've read it three times all the way through. It's a big part of our culture, a big part of our history. I don't just read things I agree with.”

“I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.”

“When you tell other people to do stuff they don't know how to do, they tend to freak out.”

“Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is not a religion. It's the absence of religion, and that's a wonderful thing.”

“Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.”

“I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship.”

“You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican.”