Robert Orben Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.”

“Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.”

“Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.”

“Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.”

“In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.”

“The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.”

“What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.”

“If you can laugh together, you can work together.”

“Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.”

“Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.”