Robert Orben Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“Do your kids a favor - don't have any.”

“Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.”

“Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.”

“The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.”

“With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!”

“More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.”

“President Ford used humor a great deal.”

“Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer.”

“I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.”