Robert Orben Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Robert Orben quotes and sayings page 2 (entertainer). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 39 we have.
“There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.”
“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.”
“Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.”
“To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.”
“I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.”
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
“Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.”
“I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.”
“There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.”
“Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”
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