Robert Orben Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

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Robert Orben quotes and sayings page 2 (entertainer). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 39 we have.

Robert Orben Quotes
“There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.”
Robert Orben Quotes
“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.”
Robert Orben Quotes
“Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.”
Robert Orben Quotes
“To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.”
Robert Orben Quotes
“I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.”
Robert Orben Quotes
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
Robert Orben Quotes
“Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.”
Robert Orben Quotes
“I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.”
Robert Orben Quotes
“There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.”
Robert Orben Quotes
“Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”

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