Robert Orben Quotes & Sayings

“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.”

“A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.”

“Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'”

“Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.”

“Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!”

“Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?”

“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”

“Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”

“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”

“Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.”