Rodney Dangerfield Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Rodney Dangerfield quotes and sayings page 3 (deceased comedian born on Nov 22, 1921). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 56 we have for him.
“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”
“Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'”
“I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
“I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.”
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”
“My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.”
“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”
“I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.”
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