Rodney Dangerfield Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

Rodney Dangerfield quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased comedian born on Nov 22, 1921). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 56 we have for him.

“At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.”

“When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.”

“With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.”

“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.”

“I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.”

“I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.”

“My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.”

“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”