Rodney Dangerfield Quotes & Sayings
56 most famous Rodney Dangerfield quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American comedian who passed away on 5 October, 2004.
“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”
“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.”
“Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.”
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
“A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.”
“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”
“This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.”
“My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.”
“The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.”
“I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.”
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