Rodney Dangerfield Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)
Rodney Dangerfield quotes and sayings page 4 (deceased comedian born on Nov 22, 1921). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 56 we have for him.
“I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.”
“I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.”
“My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.”
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.”
“I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.”
“My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.”
“My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.”
“My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.”
“My mother had morning sickness after I was born.”
“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.”
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