Rodney Dangerfield Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

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Rodney Dangerfield quotes and sayings page 5 (deceased comedian born on Nov 22, 1921). Here's quote # 41 through 50 out of the 56 we have for him.

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
“With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!”
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
“When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.”
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
“My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.”
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
“One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.”
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
“I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.”
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
“Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.”
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
“Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.”

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