Rodney Dangerfield Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)
Rodney Dangerfield quotes and sayings page 5 (deceased comedian born on Nov 22, 1921). Here's quote # 41 through 50 out of the 56 we have for him.
“With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!”
“When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.”
“My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.”
“One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.”
“I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.”
“Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.”
“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”
“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”
“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”
“Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.”
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