Ron Shock Quotes & Sayings
16 most famous Ron Shock quotes and sayings (comedian). These are the first 10 quotes we have.
“It has been a wonderful life for me. It's just been a blessing. I can't say I would have done it any other way. I have no regrets. I like what I do.”
“I'm an orator, a raconteur.”
“If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been messing with us. Or the dinosaurs were here, and we never noticed them. Or a lot of people saw them but didn't want to say anything.”
“I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.”
“Fortunately for me, or unfortunately, they made me an editor of the Parish Prison Pelican. I could read and write, and I had a way with words.”
“I have a routine I go through on the days that I work, and I don't want to divert from that.”
“I'm a storyteller. I'm not like any other comic. I tell detailed stories - not made-up stuff, but true stories.”
“I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they had comedy clubs here.”
“I always wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't sure how you do that.”
“I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject.”
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