Ryan Stiles Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.”

“If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.”

“The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.”

“I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.”

“I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.”

“If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!”

“If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.”

“That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.”

“Drew's a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing 'The Drew Carey Show,' he got into bowling, and suddenly he's phoning up pros for tips and carrying around 3 balls. It's just how he does it.”

“I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.”