Ryan Stiles Quotes & Sayings
25 most famous Ryan Stiles quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 65 year old American actor born on Apr 26, 1959.
“Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.”
“Back off or the lizard gets it!”
“I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.”
“You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.”
“If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.”
“I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.”
“What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.”
“I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.”
“The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.”
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