Ryan Stiles Quotes & Sayings
25 most famous Ryan Stiles quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 66 year old American actor born on Apr 26, 1959.
                
                                            
                                        
                    “Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “Back off or the lizard gets it!”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.”
                    
                 
                
                
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.”
                    
                 
                 
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