Scott Adams Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Scott Adams quotes and sayings page 3 (67 year old cartoonist). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 64 we have for him.
“There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.”
“I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.”
“Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.”
“If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.”
“Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.”
“The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.”
“Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.”
“Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.”
“One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.”
“I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened.”
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