Scott Adams Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“The best things in life are silly.”

“Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.”

“Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.”

“Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.”

“You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.”

“There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.”

“Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.”

“In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.”

“I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable.”

“I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.”