Scott Adams Quotes & Sayings (Page 6)

“I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.”

“The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.”

“The longer you work here, diverse it gets.”

“In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.”

“When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.”

“One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there's something about that that keeps it fresh to the viewer.”

“The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.”

“Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.”

“My investments have been hurt.”

“I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.”