Scott Adams Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

“I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer's cramp. The fancy words for it are focal dystonia. The symptom in my case was a pinky finger that went spastic when I tried to draw.”

“Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.”

“Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.”

“When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.”

“It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.”

“We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.”

“'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.”

“I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.”

“I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.'”

“I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.”