Todd Barry Quotes & Sayings

“I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.”

“I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.”

“I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.”

“I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.”

“Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.”

“I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.”

“I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.”

“I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.”

“Anyone who bombs is my friend.”

“I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.”