Todd Barry Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere.”

“If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.”

“I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.”

“I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.”

“You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.”

“And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.”

“I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.”

“I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.”

“I loved Australia. I was very successful there.”

“I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that.”