W. C. Fields Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)
W. C. Fields quotes and sayings page 4 (comedian). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 65 we have.
“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.”
“Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.”
“When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.”
“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.”
“I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.”
“Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.”
“I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.”
“A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.”
“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.”
“Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.”
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