W. C. Fields Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
W. C. Fields quotes and sayings page 3 (comedian). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 65 we have.
“Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.”
“It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.”
“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”
“Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.”
“There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.”
“I like children - fried.”
“The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.”
“I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.”
“I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.”
“I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do.”
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