W. C. Fields Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
W. C. Fields quotes and sayings page 2 (comedian). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 65 we have.
“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.”
“The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.”
“It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.”
“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.”
“It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.”
“Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.”
“Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.”
“You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.”
“Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”
“If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.”
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